Presented by Situation: Nowhere

Our story opens with three pretty white kids, growing up in the upper-middle class of modern
suburbia, heading for the local hangout; a quaint fast food restaurant with a strange name like "Chunky's" which obviously doesn't belong to a large nation-wide chain, when one of them carelessly discarded a used banana peel. Though it seemed harmless at the time, it was a move he would soon regret, as it immediately caused the crash of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile! In the twisted wreckage, the three were coincidentally all bitten by radiated animal crackers, and soon found that this had given them the inane powers of the delicious mammalian treats. With their newfound abilities, they assumed the alter egos of The Animal Crackers Of Ambiguity! Spanky, Chuck, and Crazy Ed! They started wearing their underwear on the outside, and shaving their legs, and they bought a van from a used car dealer and drove around the country solving mysteries. Until one day when the van broke down and they were trapped in the small rustic town of Weasel'sville. There they formed a band under the same name, and wrote such his songs as "Grandma, You're Standing On My Foot" and "Hey, That's Not Really A Goat!" But that comes later.

For as of now, they're wandering the countryside, eating fried chicken and having little misadventures that we call "The Misadventures Of The Animal Crackers Of Ambiguity!"

Enjoy.

Episode 1: The Random Menace